this one is for pvfan:

There is currently a class taking place in Durham, NC. The teacher asks the class to raise their hands if they are Duke fans. Everyone except for one little girl raises their hands. The teacher asks, "why didn't you raise your hand?" The girl says, I am not a Duke fan, I am a Maryland fan and proud of it. The teacher asks why. The girl explains, my mom was a Maryland fan, my dad was a Maryland fan, now I am a Maryland fan. The teachers says "Well, what if your parents were ignorant, obnoxious, arrogant [censored] then what would you be?" The girl replies, "I would be a Duke fan."